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| - For the past 28 years of my 32 year old life I have been physically destroying my body in various ways, all in the name of fun. The result is not only numerous scars but a spine that would give The Riddler a brain hemorrhage.
So, I went to see the folks at SpineBuilder. A few x-rays and multiple snaps and pops later I feel that I can continue to destroy my body for another 28 years. Against medical advice I'm sure.
Now this having been my first chiropractic experience ever, I had no clue as to what was involved and added to that was the fact that I've seen Steven Seagal snap peoples necks and kill them. You could say I was a tad anxious, mostly because my neck is model material and that whole living thing. Dr. Wiegand assured me he would not do this and since I am writing this, it is proof to you, the reader, that he not only kept his word, but that my neck is in fact, still available for photos.
Dr Wiegand and his crew of misfits* make for a pleasant environment and take the time to explain the various forms of torture they inflict upon you. These explanations were available on both high and laymen levels, which was a nice touch.
All the tools to mend you, chiropractically ( is that a word? Who knows! I sure don't, if it isn't I better get intellectual credit for its creation) speaking, are on hand and Dr Wiegand will, for lack of a better pun, set you straight.
I have recommended a few people to Dr Wiegand and Co. already and will continue to do so for as long as I am physically capable of doing so.
Oh and the massage chairs are ridiculous.
* This is just a little pet name and not to be confused with the band or a group of hooligans.
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