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  • Originally, I was going to say that I hope meals at Krispy Creations are better than their desserts, but after reading the reviews it seems like they need a new cook and a new baker. Myself, I am not a fan of cooking or baking so I rarely do either. I would rather spend my time doing any number of other things than to be in the kitchen. But I know that I can't cook. So you will not find me selling anything that I do manage to whip up. Anyway, when I asked the friendly young man behind the counter what the treats in the display were, he had to guess. (It irks me so much when labels are not provided for the customer and on top of that the employee is clueless as to what baked goods s/he is actually selling.) But it's not his fault training was not provided to him. So I asked for what looked like a peanut butter cookie, a peanut butter reeses cup cookie, and a plain mini cheesecake. If I could insult the baker - once again - by giving no stars, I would. But I give one star for effort. Bravo for trying to cook. The cookies were refrigerator cold so that was an automatic NOrgasm. Also there was no cookie in the cookies. They were blobs of peanut butter chips. I broke them in half to see the insides and both of them had a look of rawness - probably from all the fat in the peanut butter chips. And...um...the...um...the ? cheesecake? What an anti-climax! Some folks might like light and airy cheesecake with a hint of crumbly graham on the bottom. Not me. I don't want cheesecake to give me wings. I want cheesecake to smack me down and hold me there. And when I pick up cheesecake, that graham crust better pull its weight because I want to bite into it like I'm eating a sandwich. Yes, I can have my cake and eat it too. But I couldn't jump on these yucky treats from Krispy Creations. They made my penis soft. Not going there again or even suggest anyone go near.
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