Yet another place I found on Yelp and was stoked to try but yet another place that sounded better than reality. Lots of places of Yelp have friends writing glowing reviews or that my fellow Yelpers are smoking crack when they write em. Either way is fine with me. When we walked in the place looked cool but worn and kinda old. Not in a Tonga Hut kinda way...more in a creepy uncle/wood paneling basement kinda way. Had a musky smell from the water feature. Bar had just opened for the day and dude was cutting fruit. I totally get that but when 2 people strut in (clearly from out of town) taking pics and asking about the place, maybe a slight friggin smile or more than one word answers would be nice. Me and Big Red both got the feel that this place get lots of hen parties with the lazer-light dance floor in the back. As far as just a cool bar to chill, it wasn't fun. The beer lines need cleaned and the fu-fu drink Big Red had was OK. They were priced good though but as far a the city of Pittsburgh goes, this was the unfiendliest place we hit. I was hoping to get the island feel of the legendary Brady Bunch episode but not so much...