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| - Obeseiogenic societies rock my world. I didn't see any super obese people at Hyvee like one of the other reviewers mentioned, but if I did I would be really excited because that really turns me on. What I saw was a healthy mix of all types of people in all different types of shapes, sizes, and colors.
Hyvee is AOK. Well lit, clean, and yes, the employees are very nice. Is that because the store is brand new? Maybe. They have organic fruit and veggies at lower prices than other competitors, is that because the store is brand new? Yeah probably. But it beats driving all the way down town to Whole Foods or Willy St Co-op and paying eight thousand times more for the same thing and putting up with cashiers who clearly think everyone is beneath them.
My biggest complaint was the bag of shelled pumpkin seeds I bought. When I got home I started eating them, but stopped abruptly when I read the back label and saw that they were imported from China. I immediately power washed my lead-poisoned mouth and begged for mercy, that's mercy, not m-e-r-c-u-r-y.
My only other complaint were the bathrooms. Some peeps around the Yelp community say I'm obsessed with going to the bathroom. I've even gotten some hate mail, (I love you too hunny bunny.) Well I don't deny it. I'm older now, and I wanna go in nice, clean bathrooms! The bathrooms at Hyvee are filthy, have broken faucets, and empty paper towel dispensers.
It's like going back in time to 3rd grade, and all the toilets are clogged and overflowing and somebody went spastic with the toilet paper in an attempt to redecorate the walls and flooring.
In conclusion my friends, despite not seeing any Obeseiogenic people that I could hug and squeeze and call George, Hyvee is just fine for your shopping needs.
xxxooo
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