How the heck have I never written a review for the boxx?
How do I rate this place? At times I want to give it a -17 because I can't believe I let myself get roped into this dungeon of a hellhole. But then other times, it's a definite 5 star all around because you just danced your ass off and you're def not mad at it.
I don't think I would ever plan to start my night off at Smash but I def have countless stories of somehow ending up there to close out the night. When you see someone check in here on any night you know it's rage time. You don't just casually walk into this place for a drink and little dancing. You come here to get fucking weird. This is where your memories come to die and your black outs thrive. Turnt up to new level.
I would definitely not recommend you come here if you're faint at heart or are prone to seizures. I probably wouldn't recommend ladies coming here unless you're in a big group. I would never do a girl's night here to prowl for men because I think the only ones I've ever seen were questionable...my company excluded. obvi.
I have such a love hate relationship with this shit hole. I hate that I love to come here. And every time I do, I don't regret it. I dance my face off and make great life decisions.
Extra point because I came here once and somehow my ratchet self lost my wallet. They found it and the VIP manager or whatever looked me up on Facebook to tell me it was there. So legit.