-1 for the handful of gnats hovering above our table
-1 for the dingy smell inside the restaurant
-1 for the dirty cloth napkins
-2 for the awful tasting tacos ("lobster" and chorizo con pappas)*
-1 for the practically virgin banana colada
* lobster is in quotes because i highly doubt it was real lobster. it tasted more like what imitation krab is to real crab. oddly crunchy, chewy and trasparent.
i would've left if i were on my own, but i was with two friends that wanted to try it out and we had a groupon. personally, i never plan on setting foot in this place again. i want to gag just thinking about it!