You would think it wasn't possible to ruin nachos. Well, the Red Velvet Cafe has succeeded where others have failed. I was so hungry, and decided to foot the overpriced bill because it was that or wait an hour to eat. I guess this is why patience is a virtue. The waitress was dull, the nachos took 15 minutes. They were burnt, had no salsa, and amazingly, both dry and greasy. Next time. I will gladly wait. It really stinks that they call themselves a healthy option and they can't make something this simple.