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| - So... Kind of mixed emotions on this place that lean towards dissapointed. Spots are level and clean, bathrooms are clean, but a long hike if you need a shower or to do laundry. Wifi is slower than 90's dial up, so don't pay extra, but cable has a ton of channels. Pancakes in the cafe are delicious, as is the breakfast sandwich, and the sandy beach kids pool is awesome!!
But then....
Staff is so so. It's a resort. It's a destination. Please excuse me for assuming staff has some level of Las Vegas awareness. I asked if there's a shuttle to the strip, the best answer was, "No, just Uber it." Then I ask where I can get a good burger, apparently the ideal staff answer is, "I'm not from here. Sorry."
Better yet, it takes quarters to do laundry, so when I ask to trade $2 for quarters, the best answer I got was, "Sorry. No quarters until later. Come back in a bit."
But, bar none, my favorite moment was when we went to attend the karaoke night and the reply was, "Karaoke night is suspended indefinitely. The couple that host it are on a cruise." OK, then take it of the resort calendar since running the karaoke machine is WAY beyond everyone else. Hope the pancake guy doesn't go on a cruise...
Lastly, the "10 mph speed limit, strictly enforced" is a joke. Fat, selfish RV people speed by all day long and neither they, nor anyone from resort actually give a damn. So keep the littles close, because the speed limit is a myth. Really not a family safe place.
Can't really promise I'll be back. Oh! And it's really classy that they have an on site RV wash van, until they run the water compressor to wash the RV next to you at 7:15am. Good morning!! Welcome to Las Vegas!!!
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