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  • Stopped in last night (Tuesday) around Midnight. Place was a ghost town with only one pervy looking creepy kinda guy. My female companion was looking hot as hell and I was in animated form. We were dressed to the nines and having fun with the doorman, front counter gal and cocktail waitress all of which kinda cocked their head at my sarcastic sense of humor but finally got my jokes after thinking a bit. We ordered two cokes (1 drink ea no booze at LeGirls). Without going into too much detail I'll say for the amount of pussy we saw I'd rather have had a Jack & Coke. The dancers were cute/hot enough alright but they had the energy level and stage presence of Roseanne Barr on Opiates. I know there were only us plus one creep in the place but we were dropping $5.00 on each dance at the rail and each of us asked a girl for a lap dance and both said they'd be over and never came back....*yawn* Finally a third gal with Tats came over to say hi and we invited her to join us and I went outside to have a smoke and let the gals talk. I'm pretty sure her name was Jasmine. Now this gal had a great personality, excellent ass, smallish but perky tits, sexy tats and a self admitted preference for my lady friend over me which was fine. We decided to both get Jasmine to give us a lapdance and all three of us went to the designated booths and she started with me....the girls had schemed together that I would have gotten turned on by her doing a Domme roleplay with me and she started by slapping my face and telling me not to talk...LOL...ok I played along but they were barking up the wrong tree and lucky I was in a good mood. She gave me a good lapdance but not enough for "Russell" to poke his head up and stretch. I got like 3 more lapdances ($20/ea) for my gal and watched from the sidelines and those were way hot and caused the bouncer to flash his little flashlight warning that they were getting a bit too hot many times. We opted to call it a night rather than pay the $160 for a 13 song VIP lapper up in the VIP booths as we both agreed that paying $160 for a hot chick to grind on us and still not be able to touch her back is stupid when any number of Craigslist chicks are down to 1hr full service at a flat c-note and thus reinforcing why I don't go to strip clubs...waste of money compared to services rendered. All in all I give the club a solid 3star rating. (Jasmine a solid 4 but needs to learn to suck up her lesbo leanings a bit more when the guy is the one flipping the Jackons)
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