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| - OK, so check this out. I know I have been long dormant with the Yelp reviews (bad girl, BAD GIRL!), so to make it up to ya'll, I am now embarking on a casino-by-casino tour of my new hometown of LV, NV, and will include reviews of each as I tour them. Now, these will not include room stays, but just schlepping around the premises - eating, drinking, and checking out anything that moves or doesn't move. Got it? OK, let's proceed...
Review #15:
cha-ching is not the sound of slot machines, it's the sound of how much money you can spend here!; The Wynn is ultra-fabulous and high end; the first thing you see coming from the parking garage is the Ferrari dealer/store; the shopping corridor is a who's who of high-end name brands (with very few shoppers inside); the restaurants are all beautiful and make you stop and gaze; the only good moderately-priced eating spot appears to be Zoozacrackers deli; the sports book is big & classy; you can hear a pin drop in the large poker room; beautiful outdoor grounds with a huge lagoon and lots of waterfalls; this includes some weird-ass performance deals at night - I saw a giant mechanical frog singing a country song over the waterfall (at least I think I saw this - I had been drinking); there is also a huge & classy wing of ballrooms & meeting rooms; best craft beer bet = it's surprisingly pretty lousy (I guess rich people drink crappy beer), but the bar next to the sports book has a few good selections in bottles only
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