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  • I wanted to love this place because it was a) 3 minutes from my house, b) cute, and c) the servers were always nice. However, it simply wasn't meant to be. The food here is just not good. The pizza I ordered on the first occassion was oddly juicy, soggy, and cardboard-like (pesto, cheese, onion, tomato). The pasta I ordered on the second visit had NO TASTE AT ALL. It was like that stuff in a can from Chef Boyardee. Bland and crappy. Luckily I ordered it via take-out and was able to season it myself at home with organo, garlic salt, and onion powder to make it edible. You'd think I'd give up after two terrible experiences, but I'm no quitter! I took my brother there for a lunch date and suffered a 3rd disappointment- The calzone I ordered was the same soggy, cardboard tasting mess as the pizza I had there the 1st time. Except the tomato sauce tasted of cigarette ash! UGHHH!
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