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So if you've followed me here on Yelp, you will have noticed that I have been to Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo and Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville. Today, January 20, 2017 I let my wife decide when we went for lunch. It was time our little lunch adventures had [A Woman's Touch].She decided we should go to this one place inside Harrah's casino. Now, we don't exactly live in the [Trailerhood] but we traveled from Northwest Las Vegas, down to the Strip and finally placed a check mark here. When we got to Harrah's it felt like we have to walk [Upstairs Downtown] and all around the casino, but we made it. When we got there, I thought to myself, "That's The Next Thing On [My List].
So when we walked in, I didn't see a [Humingbird] I didn't even hear a staff member say [Who's That Man?] Guess I am not that famous yet. But I did notice the female staff wearing chaps and bikini-like shorts. No, I didn't say [Who's You Daddy?] but I did wonder if this place would be appropriate for children.
We were seated immediately. We looked around talking about the décor and all the television screens, my wife never had a chance to say [I Wanna Talk About Me.] Instead our waitress came by asking us what we would like to drink. My wife is not a [Whisky Girl] instead she ordered an iced tea. I ordered a soda. Our drinks were not served in a [Red Solo Cup] but instead they were served in large mason jars, which I liked.
When reading the menu, it's pretty basic. You won't need a degree from [Honkytonk U] to understand it. It's basically barbecue, hamburgers and that sort of thing. My wife ordered what was called [American Soldier] Burger
100% all-beef grilled burger topped with your choice of cheddar, swiss, american or pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. The wife chose American cheese.
I did not order [Beer For My Horses] and I had no need to [Get Drunk And Be Somebody.] What I did order was "Old West" Burger
100% all-beef grilled burger topped with cheddar cheese and crisp bacon then smothered in Toby's barbecue sauce topped with beer-battered onion rings. This is my kind of hamburger, it almost had me [Dream Walkin'] After eating this hamburger I wanted to say [I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying.] But instead I told my wife I liked my hamburger, I asked how she liked her's and she said, [Me Too].
The French fries we were served were my favorite part. When you go here, make sure you [Getcha Some]. Maybe I [Should've Been A Cowboy] but alas I am a father with two daughters, and I think my daughters would like this place for lunch. But, [It's A Little Too Late], due to the outfits worn, and the restaurant not having a kid's menu, that fifth star, well... [He Ain't Worth Missing.]
As I finish this review, the food here is better than the previously mentioned places. The price, is good for tourists. But I must ask one question...
[How Do You Like Me Now?]
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