OK, this place pissed me off.
It wasn't the average, unremarkable Kronos-brand gyros sandwich that set me off,
It was the fact that they refer to it on their menu as a doner-kebab. Which, if you've ever been to the Spanish Mediterranean, is nowhere near the same thing.
I drove halfway across town thinking I was going to get what I had in Spain and had been craving ever since my return. Instead I got the exact same gyros that everyone else in town has.
Stop breaking my heart. Just call it a gyros, dude.