The Vig Uptown
Is the place to get down
A future renown
Ladies be lookin' fine
With plunging necklines
Watch out! There goes a march of dimes!
Sundays, 1/2 priced bottles of wine
Retro, modern, spacious design
Tasty pretzel buns n' brew combined
Are simply divine
Didn't like the crabmeat and artichoke dip
Flavor was out-stripped
By competing with the spicy pita chips
Will be back to try more
After all, there's a new menu to explore
And plenty more beer to pour
Hope I don't pass out on the floor
A great place to flirt
To hear the latest dirt
In the women's restroom
"Who's dating whom?"
"Did you hear what happened to the groom?"
"Excuse me Ms, what's that perfume?"
I'll be stopping by soon
To enjoy an afternoon
With an orange slice in my Blue Moon
On a Sunday before June