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  • This place is like a mix of Kiss, Jr. High, a dive bar and bad hallucinogenics all stirred into one small little place. Let me just put it out there, I am not a crazy die hard Kiss fan but after spending an hour or so in this place playing mini golf you realize just how many hits Kiss really did have. As you play your round of kiss mini golf you are listening to Kiss being blared over the stereo system which you will find yourself tapping your foot too and if you hit the liquor store next door you may find yourself playing air guitar with your putter, either way you will have a good time. I have one very small and not really substantial complaint. The size of this place is small. they really attempted to use every inch of space they have in the building for the course but when you are waiting like had been for much of the night you have to walk on the railing to avoid getting into someones way. Other than that I really have no complaints. If you are a die hard Kiss fan you may also really enjoy getting hitched in the kiss chapel, from what I can see they have a gene Simmons impersonator that will marry you. This place also includes some pretty crazy kiss memorabilia littered around the joint. Now for my Kiss themed Interpretation of this review. We went in and I approached the front desk and talked to "Beth" she said go ahead and play like You have "Nothin To Lose" but first you "Got to Choose" your ball. She then mentioned I'm sorry sir I know that its "Hotter Than Hell" in here but i did turn the music up because "I love It Loud" that helps people's game in "Strange Ways" so I told her, " Let Me Go And Rock And Roll" and looked over at my wife "And She Kissed Me" so we played and my score was " Rock Bottom" and but I guess that is what happens when you hang with a " Hard Luck Woman" she just happened to have that " Magic Touch" the place will definitely "Keep Me Comin". If you are utterly confused right now I understand, But if you understand you will surely appreciate it because you are probably a Kiss fan.
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