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| - Just because a business is in a nice area. Doesn't mean it's the automatic bees knees! I hate giving low star reviews, I really do. But boy oh boy, the trouble we went through to get to this place just wasn't worth it.
I've never been to the Scottsdale quarter, parking was horrible. Do I really need to valet park to go shopping? Really? Anyways after driving around the thing 2 times we finally decided to park in a loading zone. It said 5 minutes, well 5 minutes was all we needed. I was going to get a smoothie so I figured the energy boost from my smoothie will give me the endurance and stamina I need to chase the car down the street if I don't make it back in time and it gets towed so I wasn't worried.
The place was nice and small. It had a nice look to it that made it seem like we was really in for a treat. I know it's not October but we got tricked instead of the treat. I will admit I am being kind of harsh on the place. The girl who helped us was very nice and informative of the drinks. But like other Yelpers have said, they were out of a few things. My girlfriend got the Weekend Warrior I believed. Which consisted of almond milk, vanilla, honey, and few other things. Hers had a nice taste and even better aftertaste. I should've got one of those. Instead I got the Immunie. And the only thing the Immunie was immune to was providing good taste. It seriously tasted like very bad watered down orange juice. I would've been more happy if they gave me a packet of Tang and said have it. The drink was such a rip off at over $8. Seriously, every time I took a drink I would just look at the drink with a stank eye and just wanted to punch the cup. Cause I felt like a idiot for continuing to drink this mugging in a cup. Every time I took a sip I said "eight dollars!" I've never wanted to punch a cup before in my life until that day.
Even after saying all that, I would try the place again. If I happen to be in the area. I went out of my way to find the place. I won't make that mistake again, cause it was not worth it. I usually like to give a place a couple chances and try something else on the menu before I review it. But that drink just mad me angry at how bad it was for the price that they charged. I think when I got done with that watered down orange juice and was about to throw the cup away it spoke to me. It said "knock knock... Who's there? Orange...Orange who? Orange you glad I took your money? No...I'm not." That last part my have been a dramatization.
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