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| - I've been to Fez three times in the past 2 weeks. That's normally a frequency I reserve for the Vig, but I'm glad I did because I've now had a burger, a salad, and brunch, which means I can give a very well rounded review. That well rounded review is: EVERYTHING EFFING ROCKS.
Seriously, the sweet potato fries. Are you kidding me with those damn sweet potato fries? Extraordinary. I cheers them with people sometimes. It's really lame. I apologize to everyone I've done that too, I just feel they need to be revered.
The Brunch? Um $3 morning beverages and the Fez Omelette that's so full of goat cheese there is literally not ONE bite without it? NOT ONE BITE. Outstanding.
The little half versions of their salads is more than enough for me, and at $7 they are a great value, considering the good shit to lettuce ratio. They go very heavy on the good shit (you know, the stuff that actually has a taste).
I can see how everyone loves the Fez burger too. To be honest, I'm not a huge BBQ fan so the flavor isn't really for me, but if you are I'm sure it would be pure deliciousness.
The service is always amazing, with impeccable timing and great knowledge of the product. It's like they've actually tried everything on the menu. Shocking, I know.
I guess in order to really round out my review I should try a soup and a dessert. I'll have to just make a huge sacrifice for Yelp and go do that now. Only in the interest of giving the best review I can give. Not because I'm salivating at the thought of Fez while typing this. No, no. That's not why at all.
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