Hey, now they seem to have guys hustling people at the gas station for washes.
Yesterday one raced out to tell me my fuel door was open, which he could somehow see from the opposite side of the car. I checked my mirror and could see he was full of . . . errr . . . mistaken. . . and waved and drove off. I saw a few other guys in red polo shirts on missions to get more people into the line for the wash using whatever means were necessary.
No thanks. Wash my car for free a few times to prove you know how to do it, then maybe I come back.