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| - If your vehicle is stolen, these low-lifes (ex-cons and folks who are more likely to be found living under a highway overpass) will be summoned by some police agency to tow the vehicle to their "holding lot," and when you go to claim it, they'll add insult to your "injury" (being a theft victim) by charging you an outrageous amount of money to have them release it to you.
When I claimed my stolen car, several years ago, I told one of them, "When I go to the Brothels in Nye County, the screwing THEY give me feels a lot better than the one YOU are giving me, and it costs LESS."
That place would be vastly improved, if someone would just fly over it in a helicopter and dump a load of high explosives on their main building, WHEN NO ONE IS IN IT.
I really hope none of them have any kids, and if they DO, I sure as Hell hope they don't live much longer.
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