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| - According to Dr. Oz, one in three women over the age of forty suffers from constipation.
Well if you're one of those unlucky three, have I got good news for you!
Mandarin Buffet (formerly King).
The buffet selection is huge, and the items all look tasty as they beckon you with their siren song. And this is how you'll fix those bloated bowels once and for good.
Try everything.
Yes, a little smattering of every item will guarantee your greasing-off heaters again in no time.
For me, that was about an hour.
But hey, everyone's different. I process food slower than most, so I may be the anomaly here.
You just may find you'll blow-up THEIR bathroom, instead of the office restroom, which in retrospect would have been a whole lot less humiliating.
I'm not certain what got me deucing so badly, but I think it was the pink stuff that looked like chicken and tasted like anything but.
Maybe it was pork, I'm not sure but again, try everything to be safe.
You're bound to get a case of the trots and by doing so, get those bowels working again like a washing machine on its spin cycle, instead of those lazy as mud city workers...you know, with five guys standing around on a street corner looking down a hole in the pavement.
I gave King stars because I've been off my crapping game lately (like you care) and this one little sojourn got me right back on track.
Pretty cool, huh?
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