So I have decided to leave Yelp. Sorry guys, it was bound to happen. From now on, I will be eating my meals exclusively with Susan C. and she will be writing 'our' reviews on behalf of the both of us!!! Goddamn she really knows how to make my reviews look like donkey dick (a new Black Hoof menu item perhaps?).
This being said here is my review.
1) What Susan C. said.
2) Horse sammy -- probably the best thing ever.
3) It is only CASH or debit ONLY.
4) Need a visual tour of my visit? Try here: http://iambidong.blogspot.com/2009/10/black-hoof-food-in-all-its-glory.html
5) Fuck vegetarians.
That is all.