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  • I took my daughter here for breakfast after a Science? Center sleepover. The outside looks decent, but that was the best part of the experience. The smell when you walk in is so offensive and strong. I couldn't really put my finger on it, partly because I was trying to breathe and couldn't focus. If I had to characterize it after the fact: urine, old grease, b.o., rotting floor mats, and general filth. Another reviewer (I should have checked before we went, dammit) mentioned the horrible bathrooms, but I can't confirm that. Based on the smell, though, I probably would have run across the street to use the 7-11 bathroom if I needed to go. The server came quickly and my brain was too slow to come up with an inoffensive way out, so we sat. She was fine, but not particularly friendly. The menus are under glass in the table, which my 10-year old thought was pretty cool. Coffee was thin and standard. My daughter got French Toast, which was pretty good. Not special by any means, but at this point I was looking for positives. I got an omelette. It came with home fries which were good, and toast with that neon yellow butter sauce that diner "chefs" apply with a paintbrush. The omelette was much like the restaurant. It looked nice from the outside, but once I got inside, I was appalled. The first cut in with my fork produced a flood of oil that covered the bottom of my plate. I ate some of it and it was greasy and nothing special. The first half that I picked at had no cheese and the other half which I gave the old college try had too much cheese. Anyone that knows me will tell you that me saying something has too much cheese happens as often as your wingnut conservative uncle complements Obama! I could only eat about a quarter of the omelette, so the home fries and my daughter's French Toast filled me up. The bill was low and the young woman at the register was very friendly. Her co-worker behind the counter spent most of our meal eating in plain sight and playing on his phone. Bottom line: Pittsburgh has some GREAT breakfast places. This is not one of them. This isn't even a good or mediocre one. If you want a cheap, half-edible meal that you'll probably regret later that morning and for your clothes to smell like the inside of a port-a-john that dispenses french fries, this is your spot!
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