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  • First, I love strip clubs. I've been to a handle full of them and this is one is average. It's really expensive for the quality. Not saying the girls are bad, they're actually pretty hot most of the time, but the private dance areas suck. Why aren't there private rooms or booths? I had to deal with a creeper in another booth watch me with one of the dancers. That's just not my idea of a good time. I always get a private dance at strip clubs, but not here. Sure, it can be fun getting stares for the girl-on-girl action going on when I tip at the stage, but when I'm in the back I want it to be private. The first few times I went here was just a random night with friends. The girls were fairly nice and plenty attractive. The place was fairly dead so we got to camp out at the stage without getting death glares. That was pretty nice. The most recent time I went was for the oh so lovely Joanna Angel (who was a total peach, by the way). That night the place was packed! Either time was fine. I see the benefits of a dead strip club and a packed one. Ok, this may be odd, but I've always envied the way strippers feel and smell (note here that I'm a female and not just some old, creepy guy).They're just so soft and they usually smell intoxicating. If I could smell like a stripper, I would in a heart beat. I've tried to figure it out and just can't seem to. The girls here don't seem to usually have the same feel or smell. It makes me a little sad. Anyway, I tend to have more of an issue here with the girls than other places. I know I'm a girl in a strip club, but I can promise you I'm way more interested than the guys I'm with. Being in a relationship with a guy doesn't mean I don't like women. I'm not giving you death glares nor am I hanging on my boyfriend looking upset. Maybe I have "resting bitch face" or something. Either way, please don't treat me like I'm just a tag along. I'm tired of my boyfriend getting a better show because you think he'll like you more. I'm probably going to get the final say when we get a private dance together and I usually push for them more. The only other issue I have here is that the women tend to be too small breasted for my taste. They also seem to get confused with my glasses when they go to rub them on me after a tip at the stage. I know glasses can make it awkward, but it's ok to take them off or ask me to. I just don't want to take them off until I have to so I can actually see when you're dancing in front of me. Quick mention, the alcohol isn't badly priced, but it's not good. The drinks tend to be on the stronger side and not bad. I have yet to try the food here. Well, as far as local clubs go this is going to be the best you find. If you have the time and money, I HIGHLY suggest going to Chicago.
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