First visited about five years ago and it was a 4-star then, but is now a barely a 1-star. Probably still around cause of old TV appearances and people who don't know any better, this place serves gyros that are big in size but small in flavor. The meat used to be juicy and rich, but now tastes frozen or straight from a can. The pita isn't as fresh and the famed garlic sauce tastes like a watered-down version of its former self. Add the (not so cute anymore) "rules" and a non-appreciative apathetic attitude, and you have more than enough reasons to laugh at the velvet ropes.
Rating: 1 Janet Jackson album out of 5