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  • Ahhhh finally the answer to the age old question: Where are all the hot guys in Las Vegas?! The Answer: Gold's Gym And ladies they are quiet, & lifting heavy things. The way God intended it. Whoever created Gold's gym is a genius!! It is two stories, cardio machines upstairs, and weights downstairs. Ladies do you know what this means?!!! It means you get beautiful balcony seats to the gun show!! Picture this: you get on the treadmill, you look down and find a beautiful man coming out of the locker room. He is tall, he is fine, he has his own theme music, he is porn in slow motion. You're staring at him, he's staring at his guns, he has no idea you're being a creeper, and by the time you have mentally planned out your wedding you've already done 4 miles! I won't even tell you how much weight I've lost since I became a member!! Staff & Atmosphere: Have you ever opened the door to a gym and been slapped in the face by funk? Completely NOT the case at Gold's!!! It is soo clean! I love it! Everyone keeps to themselves (seriously, you can leave your pepper spray in the car), staff is helpful and friendly, they have an amazing cardio theater, pool, sauna, jacuzzi, tanning booths, blah blah blah go see the hot guys!!
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