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  • The dishes look amazing! But doesn't' taste any good! It was 60 minutes after our intensive workout and 6 hours since lunch and we were all drooling looking at all the yummy dishes that were coming out. The squid looked good, nachos looked good, burgers looked very artisan, but three of us settles on the lobster grilled cheese. It looked SOOO good my friend wouldn't want to split half with me so we both ordered the lobster grilled cheese. Mistake mistake! When ours came out it looked good but the taste was a different story. One side was crispy and the other was soggy on the centre. Some cheese inside wasn't even melted and it wasn't even hot. And the worst was that they added ketchup, strong sweet flavour ketchup with the sandwich which killed the subtle taste of lobster. Genius! The place was also too noisy to hear anything your friends are trying to yell at you. I just smile and nodded at the girl across from me as she tells me the story of her fun job working in other countries or was it about the destitute of her civil war torn country. Either way next time I see her I'll just pretend we never met before. PS There was no AC, yes it was 36 degrees yesterday which was a couple degrees cooler than inside! Food 1.6/5 Service 2.0/5 Ambiance 1.5/5 Value 1.4/5 ========= Overall 1.5/5 UPDATE: Less than 12 hours after I posted my review I got a classy message from a friend or enthused fan of Crafty Coyote, KNick N. I sense he might have an unhealthy angry towards people who need government assistant: You're Funny 8/14/2016 For your review of: Crafty Coyote Hi there your full of bs n i recommend you go back to claim your welfare first you have no clue abut eating cause you sound a low life and after doing so much cocain and doing other drugs in the washrooms you no longer can taste anything just to point out that was not ketchup that's a seafood sauce and the place was full of people and the owners have 5 amazing locations in the city so again your just a low life the air condition was on and the music was not loud remember your going to a pub not to a funeral home so again your just full of bs so I recommend that you receive your welfare and stay home ..!! Source: https://www.yelp.ca/user_details_thanx?userid=3G0J15bNMGEDlR9K_EAFdA
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