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  • My first problem with Ruby Tuesday is that it's a Ruby Tuesday. What good can come of eating there? I have a long and sad history of hating the RT. Here's the back story: Back in 1997 when I was young innocent and car-less (that's CAR-less not CARE-less) and an ASU Freshman I was forced to eat at Ruby Tuesday's. My lack of transportation limited my choices to places that were close to campus and I was to snotty to take a bus. So I ate at the RT on Mill/University a lot and hated every bite I took there. The food was inedible, the service was terrible and the clientele was pretty much all broke ass ASU kiddies like me, or fat women in muumuu's who lived it up for happy hour after a hard day's work at Chase Bank on Mill. Actually, I think my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with one of those gross Chase Bank/Ruby Tuesday ladies. Ew. Shudder. I think I am actually traumatized by the thought of Ruby Tuesday's. And Mill Ave. And 1997. It was so awful in many ways. In fact, I'd like to posthumously award the old Ruby Tuesday on Mill Ave, and maybe my whole ASU experience during the 90s with ZERO STARS. Okay, okay... back to my review of the new RT in Tempe Market Place. I'll get therapy for my entire ASU experience later because right now I have a review to write. So fast forward to 2009. (WTF? It's 2009?) Ruby Tuesday really has stepped it up. They still are ghetto, but at least the are trying to be ghetto fabulous. I rolled up for the salad bar and some soup. Aside from the waitress bringing me a regular Coke rather than a Diet Coke, things were okay. Not spectacular. The soup sucked. But the salad bar was pretty good. I didn't even get the tummy ache (read: explosive diarrhea) that chemically treated salad bars (ie Souper Salad) usually brings. The salad bar was clean, fresh and well stocked. The waitress was a little spacey, but otherwise attentive. Oh - one majorly annoying thing are the "specials." They have all these weird-ass nonsensical promotions that are impossible to understand. Like buy 2 drinks get special prices on food, but only during certain hours and only if you are sitting in certain seats. And certain other drinks are specially priced if it's a different time - or perhaps if you are wearing blue gloves and consuming your drinks out of a pink tea cup on the moon. But only in the bar section of the moon. So confusing. Uggg... my head hurts. Memories of 1997 are starting to come back. I better go now.
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