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I been inside Pure about 7 times so I feel I can put together a composite score.
It lost one point for being average looking. Don't get me wrong, it was BIG, in fact, really really BIG, but the decorations inside was a yawn. It has a okay top floor patio but that is it.
Do you wanna know how AVERAGE IT IS? Drink prices, average. Music, average. Space for dancing, average. Bathrooms, AVERAGE! Every damn thing about this place somehow... sits right on the middle of the scale. Any measurable score is... AVERAGE!
Lost another point for having asshole bouncers and doormen after that law enforcement investigation got a bunch of their employees locked up for tax evasion.
Comes from my last experience on Saturday, July 13th. First time I didn't even manage the get in. A whole lot of people ended up on the guest list, and the table reservation line, middle guest list line, and "off property guest list" line extended all the way to the doors of the casino.
Turns out the guy I always used to mess with to get into the venue couldn't do anything for me. And I wasn't going to tolerate the bitchy lady with the clipboard. Waited all the way until midnight, where the guest list must have a cover at that point.
Huge waste of time. Went to Moon Nightclub at the Palms instead. The guy over there told me he send a group of 17 girls to Pure Nightclub only to get turned away at the door.
Whatever, you can't sell a "average" experience to a me by being a asshole.
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