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| - Yelp, where's the 6th star? I need NEED another star b/c this salon is on point and my new favorite spot to get pampered. Yes, you heard right. A straight man who loves to be loved and pampered like a star. I was on the way to the amazing pool at Wynn when I stopped in to see how much I would have to drop to get a proper shave. The lovely and magnificently pleasant woman at the front desk said "just 65 dollars sir." To which I responded "JUST 65 huh? Thanks, but no thanks." My immediate gut reaction tends to be the one I stick with when it comes to making decisions about money, women and sex. Who am I kidding!!! I almost always go against my gut and I did it yet again in this case too! I was sittin poolside, baking in the heat and it must have been the heat stroke (that's my story and I am stickin with it) that made me pick up my blackberry, call the salon and schedule the shave.
So, I walk in there all sweaty and lookin like a mess, which was a bad move on my part b/c the woman who hooked me up with the best shave of my life was F-I-N-E FINE!!! We talked for a few before she got started and I let her get to work. Now let's get down to business.
A proper shave is tough. I've tried it before and the guy who shaved me pretty much butchered my face and I was pissed! Not this time friends.
Jessica started with a nice lather of moisturizer, massaged it into my face very slowly and it felt awesome. Then, she applied warm shave cream and covered my face with a piping hot towel and let it sit for a few. That's when I heard it. As she was walking to get something, I heard the sound that I love so much, but just am not used to hearing at the barbershop. The sweet sound of high heels hitting the tile. Now that's sexy friends!! Back to the shave. She applied another layer of shave cream and started with the straight razor. She was very gentle and thorough and told me that my hair is very coarse and grows in all directions, so she mentioned she was gonna take her time with me. That's what I love. A barber who takes their time and makes sure the job is done right the first time. She shaved once with the grain and then lathered up my face with moisturizer, shave cream and hot towel and repeated the process against the grain. At the end she covered my face with an ice cold towel to close the pores. She also gave me a tip for doin this at home. Listen up gents. Take a wash cloth or hand towel and cover with tap water. Pop in the microwave for 2 minutes and boom, you have a hot towel to open the pores and start your shave off on the right foot.
Jessica noticed that my haircut, which I got done prior to my trip, was less than stellar. She was nice enough to fix the sideburns and make it look as close to ab fab as humanly possible.
Let's get real gents. $65 for a shave sounds outrageous at first, I know and I agree. But, in the end I am all about lookin and feelin good which is why I was willing to drop the cash it takes to get me to that place.
Jessica, thank you for treating me with love. You are the most ab fab barber a guy could meet AND gorgeous too!
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