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| - Oh Air Canada, while I have certainly benefited from being a slave to your Star Alliance (that round-trip business class to Thailand and Korea on Asiana paid for entirely in points was quite lovely thank you), I am oh so pleased that soon, I will never have to fly with you again.
Sure, I thought you were adorable when we had our first flight and you still offered those cute little airplane meals, I loved the way you pronounced "pasta" too. And the couple of times when your overbooking resulted in me getting free business class almost outweighed the multitude of times when the same practice resulted in me shoved in the back by the toilets, far away from my traveling companions. But Air Canada, it just wasn't enough.
It wasn't enough to make up for the fact that I once paid almost a thousand dollars to fly coach from Vancouver to Toronto, or the time that I had a shoot in New York and you lost my bag, refused to deliver it to me, and refused to offer any compensation. And Air Canada, remember all those times I pressed the call button? You never responded, not once! Sure, I just wanted to give you way too much money for a crappy beer, but you didn't know that, it could have been a medical emergency!
Farewell Air Canada, I won't miss your near monopoly.
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