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  • I went here on a Friday afternoon with my coworkers since we heard of the new Cleveland location opening up. Boy did we make a mistake of patronizing this place. The only redeeming qualities were the scenery and the nice waiter we had. It was beautifully decorated in a modern theme and the lakeside view was just breathtaking. That's where my enjoyment ends. The rest of this place is a total joke! Service was at a snail's pace unless you were at the bar chugging beers, it's a wonder that your food is still hot when you get it. Seriously, I could have gone gray by the time we got our food. On the subject of food, don't bother coming here unless you take out a second mortgage. The menu is so laughably tiny and limited, but the prices clearly show that it's compensating for something. The cheapest meal on the menu is $12, and this was their lunch menu! If you're not well versed in semi-upscale Mexican cuisine, you're going to have a hard time knowing what to order. The tacos and quesadillas were loaded with beans and other garbage I personally wasn't fond of, but my coworker seemed to enjoy it and was even big enough for her to take home leftovers. Not so in my "lunch," which was the pollo crema. I had to keep from laughing aloud at just how puny the chicken breast was. I think the chicken sandwiches you get at McDonald's give you bigger chicken breasts, and for half the price! For however small it was, I will admit that it was very tasty and the melted goat cheese blended in jalapenos was a nice complement. The meal also came with Spanish rice and beans, but since I don't like beans I just got double rice. The rice was passable, but edible. I saw the regular sized portions of rice and beans on my coworkers' plates and I wasn't impressed. At the end of the meal, I left still hungry and with a lighter wallet. If starving your customers while simultaneously raking them over the coals and ignoring them unless they're getting drunk off their ass is the "new Mexican cuisine" way, then I'll stick with my Mom and Pop Mexican joint and Taco Bell.
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