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| - Please Yelp don't delete this post, because its a review about a nightclub..and what happens in nightclubs are not things everyone can appreciate, or find tasteful or "PC". God know who still gives a f^*# about that nowadays.
Tryst. The name itself explains everything, and the name doesn't disappoint.
I've been here countless times before my Toronto nightclub boycott which began in (silent) protest of sheer dullness of the city's party scene.
The most memorable has to be either NYE 2008, or the time some girl forgot her ID at Bier Markt (thank God), so I had to pull some strings and get us a VIP table for the entire party at Tryst. You're freaking welcome.
The reason why these two are the most memorable is because these two are the most I can remember.
NYE was perhaps the most I've ever been hooked up in a Toronto nightclub.
My boy Romeo knows some guy named Rob, who is this super nice guy, and somehow is connected to the owner. Thus, we had an improvised VIP section at the club floor which was equivalent to an acre in dance floor terms.
ALL THE BOOZE & CHAMPAGNE YOU COULD GORGE ON FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT! I was.....not that hammered actually because I kept me and my buddy busy hitting on every chick at the club.
"Yo, you wanna come to the owner's booth?" That's all we said, and we went through the women at the night that night like toilet paper.
When I was refilling, I saw this familiar face (actually body), and it turned out to be this Korean girl who was roommates at the time with another friend of mine.
I can't use either of their names because that Korean girl is married now, and that's as discrete as I'm gonna get.
I grabbed her off of the dance floor in front of the guy and girl friend she was with, and walked her straight into my booth. her other friends looked shocked because they were friends with the the Korean girl's boyfriend.
I fed Korean girl more champagne than she ever in her lifetime.
We made out, there was dry humping, and then a few other things.
An hour later, she had to leave with her friends who was obviously very upset with me. So I gave Korean girl a big long kiss on the mouth in front of them, and gave her a slap on the *ahem* before sending her on her way.
I will never forget the appalled looks on her friends' faces.
When I went to find Romeo, he was hitting on this girl who was totally down, but her fat friend kept cock blocking. Romeo was so drunk, he eventually ended up grabbing the fat chick, slamming her on the wall, and.....starting making out with her.....
This guy was sooooo drunk, but he was getting action. The skinnier girl is now totally pissed and she just stormed off in a fit of jealousy. The fat chick was totally taken off guard, and now glad to be getting some action herself.
I should have been the friend and pulled Romeo off of her straight away, but it was so funny I just let it happen.
That was NYE, or at least the most I can reveal.
The time when I came here with the group, we ended up in a VIP room completely separated from the rest of the club. We had like three girls pouring us drinks and basically acting as temporary girlfriends.
It didn't cost us a penny.
So pretty much, when I did come here, I never saw the main dance floor or the bar. But the service was as good as it gets in Toronto.
The women has pretty decent, the douchebag factor was low, the crowd is generally mixed and friendly.
I wish I could tell you how much this place costs, but I can't.
The music was good though, not too much hip hop.
I came here a few times after, but I'm an young adult now, and stories told stick.
It's still pretty buzzing, and generally everything is the same. Good service = good times. Tryst has got a good handle on that.
If you are looking for a place to cheat on your girlfriend, or finding cheating girlfriends, Tryst is the capital venue.
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