If you went to U of C for a few years then you had to have learned about Varsity Subs. When I used to go here it was run by an older couple who seemed to have been running the same specials since the '60s. The subs are absolutely loaded with a ridiculous amount of meat and I remember them costing about $5 for a footlong. The pizzas are greasy but delicious and also priced from the Great Depression. I'm not a huge Hawaiian fan but I used to love it from here. Too bad its so far away or else I'd still be a regular. I'll probably go back in time for my mid-life crisis.