Friend has a birthday party here last night as this was one of her favorite places and it was just awful.
- Service was terrible. I think we saw a server maybe every half hour? I had two drinks in three hours and the table frequently had discussions like "I'm hungry but I am not sure I want to give them more money" when talking about desert.
- I ordered an appetizer and a main and ended up with two main's while my friend ordered a main and ended up with an appetizer. When I asked where my appetizer was when my main arrived, was told "Everything is coming out at the same time" as if that was somehow an explanation.
- You'd think that with Spanish names for everything and a table for 12 the servers might use some common sense and write down who had one in each spot sitting around the table. Instead a server would arrive, say "who had the X" and be faced with 12 perplexed people who'd pointed to something on the menu and had no idea (an hour later) what it was called.
- One of my two main's arrived stone cold (the other, which I obviously shared was pretty good). The desert mouse was horrible (five people tasted it and all were revolted)
Needless to say that I hope my friend does not have another event here because there is no other way I'd ever return.