I really wanted this place to be good because it was in walking distance of my house. Then again, so is the dumpster. Maybe I'll eat there next time. Despite the hockey puck sliders, the apparent absence of any management staff and the hair in my burger, I was willing to give it another try until I actually tasted the burger. If they served a plate full of hair with a little bit of burger in it, I would've enjoyed that more because it would've covered up the taste of the burger. The staff were friendly for the most part and the add ons were free as someone else pointed out. But if the essence of four day old pickles and tomato slices gets you going then there are other places you can go for free add ons. Like the trash. I wouldn't go back again, but I'm partial. I have taste buds. American roadside? More like American Roadkill.