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| - Yo! It's that time of year for a Vegas pool party, and you're like, "What the hell do I expect? What do I wear?" Here it is, start to finish, including tips on how to prevent the worst hangover of your life. Save yourself from that blackout until 4AM the next day, wondering why you've got ketchup between your toes and underpants on your head... wait, what do you mean those aren't yours?
First off... Please DON'T EVER PAY to get into a club without first asking a promoter if you can get in for free!!! Text Jessica at 702.544.1057, and you might even be able to score some free drink tickets for the ladies.
Okay next... biggest, baddest pool parties in Vegas are going to be EBC and Wet Republic. I'm personally an EBC fan because the vibe is awesome, the place is beautiful, and the staff at any Wynn property club is always going to treat you with more dignity than the staff at a Hakkasan club.
- What do I wear? Dudes wear swim trunks. Some girls will show up SUPER fancy in wedged heels, perfect hair, and perfect night club makeup. You can also just show up in flip flops and a cute swimsuit, but most people turn it into a fashion opportunity.
**I highly recommend bringing sunglasses and a hat with you, whether snapback or IG vacation-style hat. Don't forget your sunscreen and a cover up.
- Parking: Free. Park at the *Wynn* parking garage for the shortest transit to the outside walkway. If traipsing butt ass naked through a hotel is your thing, park at the Encore garage.
- Waiting in line: Guest list line can get longgggggg. Honestly, I'd show up before noon just to avoid this, but I'm also impatient AF. You'd rather show up earlier and be drinking inside than waiting in a line when it's 115 degrees, right?
- Bag check: If you're thinking about packing your birth control pills, Scooby snacks, or other shenanigans, brace yourself. EBC does the most thorough search of any club I've been to in Vegas. They'll check your chapstick, throw out opened packs of gum, etc. Nightswim (same location) is no different.
- Where do I put my stuff? If you are a total commoner like me and not getting a cabana with bottle service, you can check your stuff, but you don't get access to it after that. It's less than $20, but try to consolidate the group's stuff into one bag to save money!
- Drinks: It's a 5-star hotel in Vegas. A mixed drink is going to be $16-20. If the tables are open, go throw down some $15 hands of blackjack and order yourself a few FREE drinks that way. Drinks while gambling are FREE. (You can tip cocktail ladies in chips or cash, of course.)
TIPS:
- Buy a waterproof phone holder for like $7 so you can throw your phone, credit card, and ID in there. Girls everywhere will be panicking over a lost credit card that fell out of their swim suit about four cherry vodka sours ago.
- ****DRINK FREE WATER. Save your damn cup, and go to the bathroom by the back where they have water fountains. This will be a crucial lifeline to protecting you from the worst hangover of your life. Vegas sun shows no mercy.
- Vegas pool parties are kind of disgusting, but do you really care anymore when you're lit and jamming out? (Nope.) There's about 20,000 gallons of piss in that pool, and the dirty water gets squeegeed back into the pool to make it extra juicy! So please don't ever put your head in the water. Now that you've got that visual, I promise you'll have an excellent time!
- Don't splash. You'll get your ass kicked by the pool cops since you're throwing piss into everyone's face.
- Towels are provided.
- Please make sure to tip the wonderful people working as bathroom attendants. They deal with a lot of... shit... at these things. People tend to go really hard and get messed up badly from severe dehydration.
- I wouldn't ever recommend planning a day club + night club on the same day. 95% of people don't make it since they get too messed up from the day club. I'd do a night club on Day 1, day club the next morning.
Hope this helps! Have a great time... and hydrate! =)
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