Legendarily lame.
This place has managed to successfully wage a campaign against fun for more than a decade. Tactics include: carefully measuring out each shot with a measuring cup while making mixed drinks and charging four dollars above market price for shitty food.
Going to legends is like having the hot water cut out in the middle of a shower.
It's like getting your scrotum caught while zipping up your fly.
It's like watching Schindler's List during a bachelor party.
It's like clogging the toilet at your girlfriend's parent's house.
Not fun at all.