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  • To paint the picture we arrive at Shoxs around 10:17pm on a Friday. It's a sports bar and the leafs are playing. Now, this is when the rating stars start to fall. We're awkwardly greeted and I felt as though the hostess could sense we weren't sports fans. There was a brief stand off between us and the hostess when we entered, because there was no defined waiting section at the entrance. We advanced and then withdrew and then she advanced and withdrew, and so the awkward dance commenced. Finally, WE say we'd like to be seated. We're brought to a large booth. The table next to us, some passionate leafs loving bros and beside them, to be blunt a homeless man. He nursed a single beer our entire stay while periodically nodding off. The down-and-out man was clearly using Shoxs to escape the cold winters grasp on the city. In my books, Shoxs gains half a star point for being a place for the vagrants to warm up. We order a pitcher of beer and there is an awkward back and forth between ourselves and her. Is she confused? Probably, I know I am. She disembarks to bring us the beverage and we begin to consult the menu, little did we know what the future would bring. It's the future, the club wrap and sandwich we end up ordering are delivered. To go into detail, the turkey is cold, the bacon is lukewarm, and the fries aren't crispy (subtract two star points). I get up to use the washroom and my path collides with our waitress. No problem, right? Nope, I go one way she goes that way. I go the other way and she goes the same way. Finally, I stand still and let her pass first. We both apologize (minus half a star point). We have finished most of the food, or all that we have cared to. One of us spills coleslaw on the others food. We request a container to take home some of the remaining wrap in hopes of salvaging it in the near future. The waitress circles our table like a vulture in human form as she waits for us to leave. The bill is paid and we leave amongst the cheers of sports fans.
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