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| - Not so sober review #339
Dear Diary,
I started drinking today in the most civilized way, bubbly with a girlfriend out of fancy, thrift store, vintage, bird bath champange glasses, oh la la la. Then went to a holiday bubbly tasting, snacks at Good Food on Montford, then all hell breaks loose.
We are walking by Jeff's Bucket Shop, my friend says, "what's Jeff's Bucket Shop?" Well. I don't know, I could tell you exactly where it is, but have I been there? No. So, I was like, let's go find out.
You walk down a narrow hallway with a HUGE neon lit arrow pointing to the door, OMG, you had me at HELLO! We walk into a teeny tiny bar, with the bartender and a few patrons. Everyone is low key, but friendly. The bartender is super, super nice. Oh Jeez, it's loaded with boys and there are some cute ones. Oh my. Yummy, little Debbie snack cakes and drink specials, nice barkeep and kaorake at 10p. Sweet Jesus, give me the mike. but no, not even loaded with alcohol, I'm still too shy.
I might say, now don't quote me tomorrow, but right now, I love you Jeff.
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