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| - Blatant cash grab. This place was empty on a Friday lunch when we went, and now I know why. I ordered the $9 glass on Sangria, which came in a plastic cup, with some chopped up apple and 3 ice cubes. My friend ordered a shot of scotch. Also came in a plastic cup with no ice. $14 thank you. The food menu is uninspiring and overpriced. We ordered The Porch burger and Kale salad. What came out from the kitchen confirmed to me that there is no chef on premise, just a kitchen hand, and a lazy one at that. My salad was literally some kale on a plate, some chopped green apple, and canned black olives, mixed with a tiny amount of dressing, I couldn't even taste it. I sent it back and we opted to share the burger instead, which was mediocre at best. When it came time to pay, they wouldn't accept debit. Makes absolutely no sense, but did not surprise me in the least. This place is a blatant cash grab over summer, and the owner clearly thinks we'll all be too sidetracked by the view to notice. Enjoy the good times while they last buddy, we won't be seeing you next summer.
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