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  • My peeps know I do not like strip clubs but since I was in town I really wanted to see this one particular dancer named Candy (see previous review: http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-olympic-garden-las-vegas#hrid:-NI8yodixPxsV0I-KGrrVw). Unfortunately, she was not working this past week but I have a little advice to those young girls I saw auditioning in the late afternoon. Whether you're a single mom with four kids and no child support or a teenage runaway looking for a quick buck to score some meth, the exciting world of erotic dancing can be a lucrative career choice. Becoming an erotic dancer is a dream for many girls but for those that have the stamina, vision and dedication for the long hours and pole-chaffing routines, there may be a dirty wad of twenties in your future. The first step to becoming an erotic dancer is choosing a good stage name. Your name of choice should be exciting, exotic and as any professional dancer will tell you, classy. Names that fall into these categories include fruit, cars and precious stones. The Fruit Category: Not all fruits make good names for dancer. For instance, who wants some chick named Bananas or Apricot grinding on the old Johnson, not me. Choose a cute name like Cherry or Peaches, and watch the money pour out of your G-string. The Car Category: Combine a man's two favorite hobbies -- fast cars and faster women -- and you have a winner! The best car names are the really expensive ones like Porsche or Mercedes. Remember to stay away from American brands. The Precious stones Category: As a general rule the more expensive the stone, the better the stage name. No one will ever get sick of names like Diamond or Sapphire. Good luck to all you weekend warriors and may the force be with you!
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