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| - Normally, I wouldn't take the time to review a place like Chili's. We all know by now how unoriginal and uninspiring their menu is, and that Chili's is the Denny's of late night grub. Well, having said this, the reason that I'm reviewing Chili's today is to tell you about an interesting thing that happened to my bf and I when we visited this Chili's not too long ago.
First, shame on us for resorting to eating here, but it was a cold winter night and we didn't want to venture too far from home. There food is so forgettable that I honestly can't even remember what we had, I just remember that it wasn't that great. I think we had some sort of sliders and maybe some taco's that we took a few bites of and quickly got sick of.
The real reason that I am writing however, is to tell about a lame thing that happened to us when we visited (even lamer than the food). My boy and I were cuddling in a booth, his arm was around my shoulder and my hand was on his thigh. We were talking to each other and laughing to ourselves quietly, nothing out of the ordinary if you ask me. We had ordered a dessert and were eating that when all of a sudden the manager of the joint comes up to our booth and says, "How's the dessert, let's keep it a family restaurant". Before we could even respond, he was gone and we just turned to each other with a bewildered look for the next 5 minutes. We couldn't figure out what we had done, and the more we thought about it the madder we got. It's not like we were having sex on the table or touching each other inappropriately in the restaurant. We were simply sitting close to each other cuddling and eating our dessert. We were so mad that we blew out of that joint and left our unfinished dessert on the table. We have never been back and we probably never will since we do not want to eat in a place that reprimands you for cuddling and having a good time. If a family restaurant is anything like Chili's, then I never want to eat in a family restaurant again! Keep it a family restaurant my ass, there's probably more drug deals that go on there than anywhere in Scottsdale!
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