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| - I can't believe, I'm popping the review cherry for Castle! Don't worry, I'll be gentle.
My first time here, I was helping a newly divorced friend find her new B.O.B. (battery-operated boyfriend). She was in her late 40s, I think, and we gave her a gift card to Castle for her birthday and weeks later, she called me for some "help." It was awkward but I knew she needed a B.O.B. really bad.
She was definitely nervous and this is the kind of porn palace where its like baptism by fire. As soon as you walk in, there are toys ALL over the place. You feel awkward at first then you get used to it. No pun intended.
I showed her the wall of goodies. They have one in every size, color and shape. I was impressed by the collection, saw some that I might have to save up. There were some that scare my friend and some that looked like a promising B.O.B.
After she selected her tool, we headed over to the oils/lubes. Again, another fantastic collection but they should probably categorize these from beginner to expert level, just as they should the B.O.B.s. It was confusing to her but we figured it out. She checked out and went home pronto. She was in much better spirits in the following days so I'm glad she found what she needed at Castle.
Seriously, it truly is a megastore. I could spend all day in here. There was a lot to see and if you're open-minded, comfortable with your sexuality and not a prude-- Castle is the place to be. It's not glamorized like some other novelty stores. It's a no b.s., down n' dirty kinda of place and I like it!
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