I feel like a racist when I eat here. Maybe it's the panda bear dressed as Pancho Villa. Maybe it's the REST of the name (Chino Bandido Takee-Outee). Maybe it's the fact that I giggled when I saw both. I don't know. I just feel bad about it.
That said, the food is actually pretty good. It certainly won't blow your mind, but getting a Chinese chicken dish with Spanish rice is an experience to savor. The snickerdoodle is cool, too. One big drawback? An incomparably confusing ordering system that leaves even Mensa minds with a headache.
For better or worse, this is a restaurant that has never heard the word, "no."