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dateCreated	2012-06-07 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Cube
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rev:text	BOTTOM LINE: You're never safe from the cougars - not even on the patio. That's right, I'm that guy who's a friend of a friend of the DJ, which means I get to avoid the lineup, avoid the dress-code and avoid the $40 cover. What I can't avoid, however, are the cougars eyeing me and asking themselves "who's that sexy and oh-so-mysterious man who got in with only wearing a plain white tee...I bet you he's loaded...I should go ask him to buy me a drink!" But that's okay because I'll take whatever I can get and it's not like my twonies are gonna spend themselves. The men here are sub-average, which really allows me to shine. Fashion sense straddles the (collared) shirt that's too tight and underbuttoned or way too loose and also underbottoned. I also predict that rolling up your cuffs one fold - aka the floppy cuff - is about to hit the streets of Milan like nobody's business. Enough about the men though, let's keep our eyes on the prize: the ladies. I like 'em mature and it's way above average here. They be shimmying in their sequin dress shaking their double D augmos and giving me their damnedest pouty mouths look (or is that just a bit too much collagen?). I appreciate the effort; in fact, I can't look away. When I'm tired of dancing and really wanna show off my vast knowledge of astronomy, I take my cougar-friend upstairs to the patio to sip on cristal and show them the big dipper (hint: it's not in the sky). By this point, you better believe that the deal is sealed. Ladies, you should know, this is how I roll and this is why Cube is my favourite venue. The beats are hot, the space is dope, and it only gets better when I'm throwing it down with my bottle of Belvedere.
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rev:reviewer	Leslie

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