Like the great Chuck D said "Dont believe the hype"
Square Cafe is situated in the bustling Regent Square area, sure to draw all the vegan-pesco-yuppielandia types. I dont mean that in a bad way, as they sure know their target market.
That being said, it was OK. I had a Chorizo sort of frittata thing. Chorizo can generally make anything awesome, but the meal was fairly bland. Pumpkin pancakes were decent, though I can really make them just as good out of some mix at home.
This place was packed, though we were seated very quickly. The service was quite good.
You can take my review with a grain of sea salt, as I am a breakfast snob. Call the whambulance.