Chuck E Cheese + Applebee's + A Tacky Suburban Sports Bar = Rick's
Name a bar where you can go to witness a children's birthday party (complete with cake and singing), poorly cooked food, and pudgy dads in Dockers screaming like buffoons? If you guessed Rick's, you're sadly right.
It didn't used to be this way. Rick's used to be a cool place where grown ups could hang out and eat and drink responsibly. Now, with the rise of the irresponsible parent (kiddie birthday parties in BARS?) and perpetually emotionally stunted frat boys, this place has become classless and deafening. Did the patrons cause the food to become sloppy or did the bad food encourage the bourgie riffraff? Who knows. Who cares. Moving on.