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  • I was excited to try this. I've often wondered what it's like like to breathe concentrated oxygen. I'm told we normally breathe 20% oxygen, this was 90%. I told the girl at the kiosk that I was very curious about what to expect. She said, " Oh it's totally invigorating and gives you a sense of well being". I was thinking, "cool sounds like "Xtacy", hook me up!" Before shoving the rubber hoses up my nose she suggested I include the energy booster shot for an added $ 5. "What does it do" I asked. "Oh it really enhances the experience" she replied. "Well then Hell yes, five bucks to kick in the Buzz give it to me!" I drank it down, artificial, gross tasting Cinnamon syrup, yuck! I was certain with as nasty as it tasted it must really be effective. Let me see if i can relate to you the feeling I was experiencing. It was like breathing except with tubes up your nose in the middle of a shopping mall with a gross cinnamon flavor in your mouth. I had been had ! Even the massage is bogus. The massage is given with some hand held vibrators which the try to sell you after your "invigorating" transformation. I'm not even sure the hoses are hooked up to anything other than the bubbling colored fragrances on the display. Just go to the Roulette Wheel in the Casino and put a $20 bill on Red, if it hits your rush will be much more intense, if not you'll know what it feels like to waste $ 20.
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