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| - WARNING!!! JUST STOP!! ARRETE! Throw your 60$ from the groupon away asap- or get refunded if its not too late. But TRUST ME it is better to waste that 60$ on the garbage than go here. I'm not exaggerating. My friend bought this groupon and invited me. This place is run by THIEVES. SNAKES. I don't know how they can live with themselves. They must cry in bed every night. All the negative reviews you read are true. Man, I'm not even going to get into what a financial rip-off it is (they charge illegal taxes and pocket the cash) (I have filed a claim at the Better Business Bureau already). They force you to buy 20$ drinks. We were forced to pay 100$ for 2 drinks each. That was our bill. Conniving. They wont even look at you in the eyes. I am just appaled and insulted by the disgusting food and the thieving vibe of the staff. I didn't eat anything on my plates. Every bite was so filthy disgusting, I can't even describe. My friend's plate, the duck, was so gross I almost threw up on the table and I can't even continue to explain how nasty, small, soggy, processed, pasty this food was. I wouldn't feed it to a dog. Not even a racist dog. We got a reso for 6:30 (pretty early) and I bet they didn't expect the guests to use the bathroom so early cause when my friend walked by the kitchen, there were rows and rows of pre-made plates. When I went by, 20 minutes later, they were hidden, and there was only one guy in the kitchen, doing, well, NOTHING. I can't believe anybody could fall for this. The decent reviews NEED to be friends or people that these snakes paid to fill in. It is impossible to find ANYTHING good about this place. Man, it looks like it's about to shut-down any second, like a trashy discotheque slash old man sports bar. The bartender ("The best bartender in the world for the past 3 years" - YES - the owner actually said that!) was soooo sloppy and the drinks were gross, I could've made better drinks when I was 3, with maybe a quarter ounce of booze in them, oh yeah- at like 18$ each, oh yeah, and forced on you. The woman and her underage daughter next to me told the bartender she wasn't going to have one and he said "you 16? no problem." and she insisted that she didn't drink, he tried forcing it on a child! Finally she settled with a semi-virgin one. So strange. When my friend asked for a caesar, the bartender dumped a half bottle of tabasco into a cup with a drizzle of vodka and some clamato. Yep. Also, I feel sick. Like, I'm-gonna-throw-up-from-unclean-food-sick. If you are a tourist, the wine bar, Accords, directly across the street has fantastic food with an amazing wine list. Just go there. Or even to l'Assommoir, next door. Please don't hurt yourself like we did.
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