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  • Their Americano is decent and the patio is nice. But seriously, fuck the forced waiter service. I just wanted to have a coffee on the patio and barista told me to wait for waiter service - you made me wait at my table outside for my waitress, wait for her to bring coffee to me, wait for the bill and wait for change. I was tempted to stiff her on a tip - but goddamned social norms forced to leave at least a dollar tip. So I tipped 33% for the 'privilege' of having what normally takes 2 minutes turned into a 15 minute ordeal. And I'm spending an extra 5 minutes to write a Yelp review on this shitty time wasting policy. So take 1/3 of what you make per hour and add that to the total cost. If I was a Playboy Playmate, for my bio sheet under 'Turn-Offs', it would read 'Inefficiency'. But redundancy (for the sake of emphasis, at least) isn't a major turn-off for me, so - once again: fuck the forced waiter service.
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